Now that finals week has reared its ugly head, it may seem convenient to take out all our problems on the quarter system. Ten weeks isn’t enough time! Read more...

Despite some recent promotion for President Bush’s guest-worker program, both major political parties have refused to sincerely address the dissatisfaction that 78 percent of Americans have regarding the federal government’s handling of illegal immigration. Read more...

Everyone knows that the holiday season is a commercial paradise. Not only is it generally required that you have to get presents for your family members, but also your college and old high school friends. Read more...

Going on a rampage in a Santa suit with a hundred others dressed in the same will grant you special powers that you don’t have in everyday life. Read more...

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On Friday, one of UCLA’s most consistent and fervent religious zealots was up to his usual shenanigans on Bruin Walk. Armed with nothing but the Bible, he put on a show, denouncing audience members for being masturbators, homosexuals and whores. Read more...

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